Yo dogs,
Youve probably noticed but let this be my formal declaration: I probably wont be posting anything of note on this account anymore. Im sorry but Ive just become totally disillusioned with dA.
Now before you get all DRAMABAWWW on me, lemme just say, the dA format really works for some people and thats cool. And I dont regret the time Ive spent here, Ive met a lot of cool people. Its just that for me, dA is a really hard place to find the incentive to actually improve and grow as an artist, and my super-distractable, instant-gratification-loving ass always ends up getting sucked back into my little samsara of fanart and lulz.
So, Im officially pulling out of my self-imposed weeaboo circle jerk and setting out on the road to mad skillz and originality; hopefully Ill be able to hammer out a portfolio and start developing a style and pursuing a career. If I get good enough and feel like I have a shot, Ill set up shop over on ConceptArt or something. If not, then whatever.
Ill still lurk around and comment on your stuff, for sure, but I wont be posting anymore. However, because this journal is made of all the wank and drama that I have ridiculed dA for becoming, I will, as penance, draw the first 10 requests as made in the replies to this journal. So post swiftly, children, post swiftly.
mutant-mafiosa out.











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~危険な魚
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This is known as a signature.
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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What do you want from my life? You want money? well i got no money, so you got nothin'! xD
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narutos awesome
halo rocks
and robots are fun to build to take over the world
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narutos awesome
halo rocks
and robots are fun to build to take over the world
Hell, I don't know. You watched me.
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I am a firm believer in Dr. Douchebag's Magic Slut-Boning Technique for Nerds.
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